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Created on 2003-11-11 16:17:33 (#1453425), last updated 2004-07-29

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Name:	beach blanket bimbo from outer space
Birthdate:	02-16
Location:	San Diego, California, United States

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Hullo there, I'm Nicole. I'm a Christian, I'm 16 and one day I'm going to make films that change the way that people look at every single thing. For now, I just sit here at my computer eating too much crap while praying that my ass doesn't cause my chair to collapse. And that rhymes in some bizarre way.

Gladys and the sun didn't get along too well. They had some grudge, I guess. The sun had given Gladys' second grade crush third degree burns, and that had killed him. So yeah that didn't make her too happy. Every July, Gladys and her parents would drive 38 miles to the shore for sun, sand and lots of ass. The drive was torture for her.

Mr. Gladys: Gladys, did I ever tell you about the time this car caught on fire, the engine exploded and expelled your mother and I from it? We landed 11 meters away.

Sigh.

Gladys: No, Dad, I didn't.

Fire = sun. So, one summer, at the angsty age of 13, Gladys was listening to her Milk of Pain CD in the car on the way to the beach.

"Gladys has always been our favorite child. Well, she's our only child, so I guess she has to be the favorite. She's so sensitive. She cried so hard when our family cat died." Gladys' mother went on, drawling into her cell on the way there.

"How did the cat die?" the friend on the other side asked.

"Gladys poisoned it."

***

Gladys' family arrived at the beach house. It was mid afternoon, and the clouds looked the way someone would look, pregnant with all of Canada - ready to explode. Gladys smiled. There would be no sunshine today.

"Gladys, go get the mail."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."

She walked out to get it. The sun was right there. At first it started teasing her, no, taunt would be the right word.

Then it opened its mouth, and starting to digest her. Fiber by sinew. And that is one of the reasons why Gladys should stay inside.

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(i am a bunny), acceptance, amatuer filmmaking, being warm in rain, bipolar treatments, bookstores in cold weather, carrie fisher, charlie brown-like socks, christianity, everybody! everybody!!, free the ____, jesus, jesus christ, liberal catholicism, new book smell mmmm, nylon magazine, procrastination sensation yeah, short notice weekend trips, star wars, the former missgirl.com, urban palm trees, vanilla lattes = yay

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